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  12. <title>ETC-ISTE : Bonne année (archive) — David Larlet</title>
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  74. <p> <span>&lt;3 Je vous souhaite de ne pas vous faire violer, séquestrer ou écraser, de ne pas crever du cancer ni de la maladie de charcot, de ne pas voir vos gosses mourir de faim ou votre femme de soif, de ne pas avoir à manger vos parents, de ne pas brûler ni finir noyer, de ne pas vous faire dévorer par une larve un rat ou un ours, de ne pas avoir à vous couper le bras au canif pour vous libérer d'une roche ni de vous ronger le pied pour vous extraite d'un piège à loup, de ne pas vous faire irradier par le cul, de ne pas tomber sans fin dans un gouffre, de ne pas vous faire balancer aux requins d'un hélicoptère, de ne pas vous faire crucifier, ni décapiter, ni gazer, ni enfermer dans une basse-fosse, de ne pas devenir fou, de ne pas confondre le remède et le poison, de ne pas vous insérer un obus dans le mauvais trou, de ne pas vous faire pondre des œufs qui vous bouffent de l'intérieur, de ne pas vous faire larguer dans le cosmos, de ne pas perdre en même temps le goût, l’ouïe et la vue, de ne pas vivre avec un tortionnaire, de ne pas faire de descente d'organe, de ne pas devoir ré-ingurgiter éternellement votre vomi  et de ne pas finir enterré vivant &lt;3</span><br></p>
  75. <p><span data-delight-asset="305462029954292" data-delight="true">Bisou</span><span> </span><span data-delight-asset="305462029954292" data-delight="true">bisou</span></p>
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